THE BEST BATON TWIRLING EXCUSES EVER!

Every twirler has them, every coach, instructor, and director has heard them, so we decided to collect them! If you have any we've left out, please let us know so we can add them to the list!!!
Why I dropped My Baton Why I Didn't Practice
1. My fingers slipped1. I had 50-million hours of homework
2. My foot slipped2. I ate too much
3. Too much revolution3. My dog wanted to play
4. You distracted me4. My baby brother was asleep
5. My hands are cold5. I practiced a lot last week
6. The air caught it and moved it6. I was too tired
7. The floor is too slippery7. The dog buried my baton in the back yard
8. The floor is not slippery enough8. I didn't think I needed to memorize the routine yet
9. I tripped9. The gym floor was bad
10. It went through my fingers10. The contest isn't for another week
11. It slipped off my fingers 11. My cell phone broke
12. It hurts when I catch it12. I forgot
13. The grip tape got too sweaty13. The dog ate my baton
14. Anna messed me up14. I'll have time to do that later
15. I'm too dizzy15. I didn't feel good
16. I don't feel good16. She gave me her cold
17. I'm too tired17. My mom wouldn't let me
18. Its impossible18. I had to go shopping
19. My shoes are wet19. It makes my muscles sore
20. I stepped on gum20. I need new shoes
21. I twisted my ankle21. I left my baton at the gym
22. I pulled a muscle22. It was too hot
23. I am too pressured23. It was too cold
24. Don't look at me, then I'll catch it24. It was too sunny
25. It's my mom's fault25. It was too dark
26. I'm hungry26. I hurt my hand
27. I had to sneeze27. I didn't have enough space
28. You made me laugh28. My baton was buried in the back of the car
29. I blinked29. I didn't have time in my busy schedule
30. I had an itch30. She didn't email me the routine