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Twirling Excuses Ever!
Why I dropped my baton........ 1. My fingers slipped 2. My foot slipped 3. Too much revolution 4. You distracted me 5. My hands are cold 6. The air caught it and moved it 7. The floor is too slippery 8. The floor is not slippery enough 9. I tripped 10. It went through my fingers 11. It slipped off my fingers 12. It hurts when I catch it 13. The grip tape got too sweaty 14. Anna messed me up 15. I'm too dizzy 16. I don't feel good 17. I'm too tired 18. Its impossible 19. My shoes are wet 20. I stepped on gum 21. I twisted my ankle 22. I pulled a muscle 23. I am too pressured 24. Don't look at me, then I'll catch it 25. It's my mom's fault 26. I'm hungry 27. I had to sneeze 28. You made me laugh 29. I blinked 30. I had an itch |
Why I didn't practice........ 1. I had 50-million hours of homework 2. I ate too much 3. My dog wanted to play 4. My baby brother was asleep 5. I practiced a lot last week 6. I was too tired. 7. The dog buried my baton in the back yard 8. I didn't think I needed to memorize the routine yet 9. The gym floor was bad 10. The contest isn't for another week 11. My cell phone broke 12. I forgot 13. The dog ate my baton 14. I'll have time to do that later 15. I didn't feel good 16. She gave me her cold 17. My mom wouldn't let me 18. I had to go shopping 19. It makes my muscles sore 20. I need new shoes 21. I left my baton at the gym 22. It was too hot 23. It was too cold 24. It was too sunny 25. It was too dark 26. I hurt my hand 27. I didn't have enough space 28. My baton was buried in the back of the car 29. I didn't have time in my busy schedule 30. She didn't email me the routine |